Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50
Wow… I’m… honestly really looking forward to picking up a copy of the new Justin Bieber album when it drops? Man. The 16-year-old prep-hating dingus with the Lamb of God armband version of me would be fucking disgusted with me right now. That’s a good sign
i hate going to school because i always see people from school there
The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. JacksonBefore you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this
Just imagine Nick Fury reading this to Thor so he can fall asleep
I always reblog this on principle but the Avengers context puts a whole new spin on things
JESUS
(Source: theguidinglight)
This is what my friends did to me at the zoo.
you’re cute
literally me when i was a kid
Me, with my phone, not even ten minutes ago.
(Source: thebestfallendreams)
